Sunday, February 01, 2009

Music Producers Recommend Fermata™



THE SMALL PRINT:

Fermata™ is used to treat advertising and entertainment professionals who suffer from a specific Obsessive-Compulsive disorder, marked by certain audio sensory issues, which narrow creative vision and often result in Demo or Temp 'Love'.

4 out of 5 Creative Directors who take Fermata™ subsequently report feeling that other people's opinions may have some inherent validity.

FERMATA™
Like Music For Your Soul

Generic Name: Chill Pill
Brand Names: Fermata™

Important information about Fermata™:


You may feel like you are losing control or acquiescing to mediocrity when you first start taking Fermata™, especially if you are naturally prone to feelings of creative and artistic infallibility.

A common side effect of taking Fermata™ is a greater acceptance of competing ideas from colleagues and associates. Increased tolerance to other points of view, regardless of true or relative merit, or relevancy, is a common side effect of taking more than your doctor's prescribed dose of Fermata™.

In general, people who take Fermata™ report fewer instances of outbursts that contain the phrase, 'I just want it to be great', 'It was my idea to begin with' or 'You don't get it, do you?'.

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