Sunday, February 01, 2009
Music Producers Recommend Fermata™
THE SMALL PRINT:
Fermata™ is used to treat advertising and entertainment professionals who suffer from a specific Obsessive-Compulsive disorder, marked by certain audio sensory issues, which narrow creative vision and often result in Demo or Temp 'Love'.
4 out of 5 Creative Directors who take Fermata™ subsequently report feeling that other people's opinions may have some inherent validity.
Like Music For Your Soul
Generic Name: Chill Pill
Brand Names: Fermata™
Important information about Fermata™:
You may feel like you are losing control or acquiescing to mediocrity when you first start taking Fermata™, especially if you are naturally prone to feelings of creative and artistic infallibility.
A common side effect of taking Fermata™ is a greater acceptance of competing ideas from colleagues and associates. Increased tolerance to other points of view, regardless of true or relative merit, or relevancy, is a common side effect of taking more than your doctor's prescribed dose of Fermata™.
In general, people who take Fermata™ report fewer instances of outbursts that contain the phrase, 'I just want it to be great', 'It was my idea to begin with' or 'You don't get it, do you?'.